Assimilation (They Are Among Us...)
For years we've heard of alien creatures slowly changing/evolving into familiar unassuming forms like orange juicers or vacuum cleaners. These transformations were a process we feeble-minded couldn't fathom, so why even try? Oh sure, they served a purpose, but we barely appreciated them the minute they broke down...
They aren't here without a bit of quid quo pro, as they have brought art subliminally fed into Edmund Dansart's (aka EdBot5000) halfling brain. The paintings and drawings are renderings of portraits from civilizations we as humans cannot even comprehend. His daily sketch pads are piling up!
This unveiling will be at The Laboratory - deemed a fine dining establishment where service and food is based on precision and uniformity and sheer satisfaction of a project worthy of only the savant restaurant aficionado. With a vast array of fine imbibaries (that's Robot for drinks to satisfy any reentry dehydration) from The Research Approval Underwriters.
Diisco Viirus will be providing us with some of his assemblaged sounds for the occasion. Along with disco, we can expect some elektronika for atmosphere.
- Friday, February 19, 2010
- at The Laboratory
- 818 W University Ave. [in Gainesville - directions]
- 7:00pm-12:00am / All Ages / FREE!
Well, I have also been in cahoots with these alien creatures for some years now and have been allowed to reveal them to the public. The notorious "Drill Sergeant is Packin' Heat". Their engineers have recreated scale down models of their actual craft. We'll see planets from the perspective of planets not even named 'til today. Names like, "Kezbon 7"... a delightful little ball of mercury-laden air (if that's what you call it); it's deep ravines evident only from far enough to not be affected by the noxious gasses emanating from its crevasses. Plus, semi-functional forms like that guy at the muffler shop. Maybe a few of you have seen them? I was sure the one time I came across one in the foothills of an undisclosed location (for my safety).
"Robot Gurl" got her nails done for the show. You simply cannot miss her - she's the one with the slanky polka dotted dress and a smile from here to Jupiter. But be aware of "Sleech" he is the worst of the worst - cute as a button, but will make a pool of Piranhas look like a tadpole pond. He's ravenous and hungry from his seven light year journey, so watch yer fries... and cats.
Enough about my friends... you'll meet them when you come to the show!
Wine, Cheese, and insane music will be served.
Take life "light"ly
celino
